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A-ko (Eiko Magami)

Looks: Have I mentioned that I'm really attracted to redheaded girls? A healthy beauty, with good muscle tone.

Smarts: Adequate. No rocket scientist, but seems to do okay in school despite perennial tardiness.

Personality: Loyal, well-meaning, and a bit irritable. (The Vs.version is more vulgar.)

Cooking: Apparently can't. You notice that she never counters C-ko's lunch with one of her own? Unlike C-ko, however, she knows she can't cook.

Fighting Skills: Excellent. Able to take on hordes of cannon fodder with little difficulty, and hold her own against armored B-ko and Spy D.

Special Abilities: Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. *Not* invulnerable, however.

Competition: C-ko, K-kun. K-kun isn't interested, and is a rather blah person;should be easy to supplant. C-ko, on the other hand, is a tougher parasite to deworm. Build an A-ko robot to distract her. There is a recurring suggestion that B-ko may also be interested.

In-Laws: Clark and Diana, parents. Two of the nicest people you'll ever meet. As long as you aren't a villain, that is.

Economics: Well, she did manage to hold down a fast-food job long enough to get a paycheck. But her food bill is likely to drive you both to ruin, not to mention the damage she does to the landscape when excited.

Sex: Well, she's not invulnerable, so you can bring her to climax. But at that point...can you say "vaginal muscles capable of crushing steel"? Hope you've got some damage resistance yourself.

Overall: Eliminate C-ko, and find some way to survive the wedding night, and it's a deal!

Written by: SKJAM!
Converted to HTML by: Jim Franks

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