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DDR Movie?!???!

Well, this is just something that came up in an online conversation...  It was just a lighthearted thing I envisioned the moment it all came up...  so it's SORTA like a ramble.  Anyway, here's that section of the conversation just to hear my little take on it.  Blah...  I'm just making up stuff as I go...
Yes, this is an actual conversation over AIM taken word for word (typos and all)...  only the screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.  I don't know how, but it does.

Chira :OH OH!!
cpi: yes?
Chira :DID YOU KNOW THAT A DR MOVIE IS IN PRODUCTION?!?! X_X
Chira :IT'S SO RETARDED! X_X
Chira :and it's AMERICAN MADE and LIVCE ACTION
Chira :XP
cpi: DR?
Chira :*DDR
cpi: Ah...
cpi: *suddenly hits him*
cpi: gyuh...
Chira :It's more like a Teen movie then anything else..
Chira :AMERICAN MADE X_X
cpi: *siiiigggggh~~~~~*
cpi: You just know that the purists are going to go see it just to confirm its crappiness...
cpi: and then again and again to point out the crappiness to their friends.
Chira :I'm going to see it once jus tto do that, and, AND!
Chira :and to get a laser thing and shine it throughout the movie :3
Chira :*gonna be just like the evil dooers*
cpi: evil doers? There are actual villains in this movie?
Chira :No~ I'm going to be the evil dooers who disrupts movies =O!
Chira :...It's....american made....*SHUDDER*
cpi: Okay... For a moment there, I was picturing some mustachioed guy in a purple cape shouting -- "Wahahahahaaaa! You'll never hear Butterfly again!!"
Chira :*LAUGH*
cpi: lightning crashes behind him and the wind is blowing at 65 kph...
"no... NO... NOOOOO~~~!!!! Not Butterfly! Anything but Butterfly!!!"
cpi: And at the end of the movie, people join hands and sing in a dramatic choral overture mode --
"Sweeet little Bumblebee. I know what you want from me. Doop-a-doop-a-doo-laaaa-daaa. Doop-a-doop-a-doo-laaaa-daaa."
Chira :*LAUGH*
cpi: anything to add?
Chira :You missed how they defeated the bad guy with over-clichéd corny-ness
cpi: Oh yes...
cpi:
Hero : "I challenge you to a match!"
Villain : "Hmmm... interesting. I accept."
Sexy Girl : "No. Don't do it! You'll die!"
Hero : "... um... How will I die? It's just dance steps."
Chira :XD
cpi:
Villain : "Ah, but we play by MY rules!"
Hero : "You mean... I really COULD die?"
Sexy Girl : "See? I told you!"
Villain : "Ummm... well no. It just seemed like a cool thing to say at that juncture."
Hero : "You can't scare ME!!"
Sexy Girl : "But he scares ME. Protect me, please!"
Hero : "What ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's a VIDEO GAME!"
Chira :*falls off chair laughing*
Chira :lol
cpi:
Villain : "Shall we begin?"
Hero : *cold stare* "Let's get busy..."
*Challenge carries on for hours and hours*
Chira :blah blah blah
cpi: The hero is way ahead in the final round, but suddenly collapses...
Chira :*gasp* OH NO!
cpi:
Then the villain laughs and points proclaiming his victory ahead of time...
Hero : "Uh... y'know... instead of pointing and talking, you should actually try and finish the round."
Villain : "D'OH!!!!"
Chira :XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cpi:
Sexy Girl : "You did it!! You won! The world is now safe again."
Hero : *blink, blink* "Ummmm... yeah, whatever."
Sexy Girl : "He was no match for you. I knew it all along."
Hero : "EXCUSE ME?!?? I seem to recall you saying that I would die."
Sexy Girl : "Ummm... Uuuuhhh... What did I know then? I was just a dumb kid."
Hero : "IT WAS A FEW HOURS AGO, and you're STILL A DUMB KID!!!"
Sexy Girl : "Tee-hee."
Chira :*having trouble breathing* XD!!!!!!!!!!!!
cpi:
Hero : *looks stern* "I didn't win anything... He lost."
Mysterious voice : "You got that right!"
Sexy Girl : "What was that? I thought I heard a voice!"
Hero : "It must be the voice... of GOD!"
Mysterious Voice : "Um... Close enough."
*Image appears on the horizon*
Everyone : "Look! It's Miss Cleo!"
Chira :XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cpi:
Cleo : "You done a greeeat good 'dere, mon. Whoo-boy!"
Hero : "Thank you, Miss Cleo. Any red-blooded American would have done the same."
Cleo : "Da cards don't say nuttin' like dat. You is a special fella, 'dere."
Sexy Girl : "Yes! Yes, he is!"
Hero : "Why do I feel like I'm being exploited?"
Cleo : "Because you are! Do you know dat your faace will be all over t-shirts fer da' next few... months?"
Hero : "Over a VIDEO GAME?"
Cleo & Sexy Girl : "Over THE video game."
*Everybody except hero laughs*
Chira :XD!!!
cpi: hmmm... can't think of much more...

Chances are that it's much worse than what I said...


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